Me lady is in court today - as a juror. This leaves the kids under my watchful hawk eye. It also gives me time to opine on daytime television. I have been trying to think about how to put this gently so as not to offend too many of the readers of The Daily "Gospel" - that's the nickname of The Daily Blog Blog, tell your friends. Daytime television...it is for idiots.
How did I reach this conclusion? Well, I knew I hit rock bottom when flipping through the channels and some dude was helping a girl "get fashionable" and commented "that he was soooo jealous of her porcelain skin, OMG." Bro, are you a eunuch (google it)? Before hitting rock bottom my morning started out with the Today Show on NBC. Before 9am I could stand the show - it wasn't great but it was background noise with some legitimate news mingled in. Then the show went 100% female. I connected with 0% of what was said after 9am - except that part about men finding red to be the most attractive color on a woman. I wasn't totally convinced until they showed Kelly LeBrock dancing in red from the movie "The Woman in Red", and I was convinced (for the dudes reading this, YouTube it - no regrets).
"The View", this show will set women back 20-25 years by my estimates. The View "is ABC Daytime's morning chatfest, featuring a team of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing the most exciting events of the day." Elisabeth Hasselbeck recapped about her time on the campaign trail with Sarah Palin which stirred up the other exciting co-hosts since Elisabeth is the lone Republican on the show. Then everyone got a "Vote" t-shirt that was designed by Hiho Batik which retails for $38. I don't know who this Hiho Batik person is, but me lady showed me how to iron decals onto t-shirts when she was designing "onesies" for the dudette (our daughter). Total cost - $3. You can purchase one of these designer MunsOnsies or a $3 "Vote" t-shirt at our eBay store located here: http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/wonderboyjack_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZQQ_sopZ12
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The View makes my eyes bleed. I'm so sorry you had to endure it.
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