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Folks that know me, know I am a proud member of the GOP. I was asked if I was going to write about politics or Johnny's loss. The answer? Nope - not going to do it, that's what we're going to do. Three things I will never try to change someone else's mind on - politics, religion, and sexual orientation. Why? Those are tough subjects that require really long conversations and I don't feel like talking to the same person for that long. No one would interest me that much to keep me entertained for the length of time it would take to try and change their mind. And trust me, I can be very persuasive. Once, I talked Scooter into putting some of Arby's Horsey sauce on his Hot Ham and Swiss melt - remember that bro, no regrets right? My man's been on the Horsey Sauce band wagon ever since.

Congrats to Obama, and congrats to the country for witnessing history in the making. I don't dislike the guy - his policies just didn't fall in line with mine. Is it the end of the world? No. Is it the end of America? Not even close. But folks on the "Change Machine", spare me. And please avoid using quotes from the movie Goonies, like "It's our time!" Let's keep one major fact in mind - the man is a politician. Politicians lie. That's what they do (including Johnny). Obama is not some savior that is going to lead us to changing the world. And he's not going to lead us to the promise land. How do I know? Because we're already here - that's why people are still coming to this country. Don't like the policies, you can leave. America is like employment - it is completely voluntary, you can leave whenever you like. Think the grass is greener in Canada - go, just bring your I.D. For those of you that are on the whole Obama Revolution kick - There is no revolution. The Revolution was a couple of years back, on July 4th. We won. Oh, and at the end of his 4 or 8 years, we will still be the most hated country in the world...why? Because everyone hates numero uno. Nobody ever hates the guy in the middle of the pack. Am I right or am I right?

Think about it, it's easy to hate the rich guy - he's number one. How about we try hating the 95% of Americans that fall into the middle class for not working hard enough to be the rich guy? If I were running for office that would be my platform -95% of Americans make less than $200,000, step it up middlers - be Ameri-CANS not Ameri-CAN'Ts. See, I'm an Ameri-CAN. That's why I write this blog. You come here, you like what you see, you click, I make some coin. That's me trying to be the rich guy. I am simply trying to put the bop in the bop-shoe-op-shoe-op.